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I am a man but if I was a woman I would…

Written by admin on Thursday, July 24th, 2008 in Random Rant, Humor, Silly Crap.

be the first woman in history to not have a purse, I mean how do guys do it?

wear half the make-up of other women or none even, women who cake on tons of make-up don’t look more attractive, they look worse.

be very happy I don’t have a prostate, especially now that I am in my 40’s.

attempt to drive better, I would make turns on time and use my signals and would not apply said make-up while driving.

bring a porta-potty to concerts, movies and everywhere else you have those crazy lineups.

Tell me yours and win a great prize?

Obama New Yorker Cover

Written by admin on Wednesday, July 16th, 2008 in News Headlines, Humor, Kinda Cool, Silly Crap.

obama new yorker cover

I guess it is sorta in bad taste but I don’t really see a big deal with it.  I am guessing Obama himself will just brush it off.

Diving Penguins?

Written by admin on Monday, May 5th, 2008 in Humor, Kinda Cool, Silly Crap.

Here are some wacked out penguins having a little fun.  Could this be a Walk of the Penguins II?

image of diving penguins

Courtesy of PhotoShopContest.com

Double Dipping Dilemma

Written by admin on Tuesday, February 5th, 2008 in Random Rant, Humor, Weird News, Scary Fun, Kinda Gross.

All you double-dippers, back away from the chip dip bowl - Now.!  Seems the famous Seinfeld episode was right - double-dipping does transfer mouth microbes from bitten chips or vegetables into the dip. After multiple double-dippers, what might look like an enticing snack may actually be a microbial soup, a new study suggests.

The research, by food science students at Clemson University in Clemson, S.C., found that for every time a bitten cracker went back into the bowl, hundreds, even thousands of bacterial cells went in with it.  The research was done under Clemson’s creative inquiry program, which teaches undergraduates how to conduct research while encouraging outside-the-box thinking.

Teams made up of students at various points in an undergraduate degree set out to explore interesting ideas, often producing scientific journal-worthy results in the process.  An earlier effort by Dawson’s students tested the five-second theory - the notion that no significant transfer of germs occurs if dropped food is retrieved immediately. Their conclusion? You may move fast, but microbes move faster.

This latest project was inspired by the famous Seinfeld double-dipping episode, where George blithely turns a chip dip into a Petri dish, to the revulsion of a fellow party-goer.  Not quite, maybe, but the research Dawson’s students performed suggests a dip bowl will acquire much more than salsa chip crumbs as a social event progresses.
The average human mouth is teeming with bacteria, though to be honest that’s not as nasty as it sounds.  Still, that doesn’t mean there aren’t unpleasant germs you might pick up from fellow dippers who break party etiquette and go back for seconds with a bitten chip.  While it might seem that the more acidic salsa would harbour fewer bacteria, in actual fact it contained more in the double-dipping experiment the Clemson students conducted.

However, when the students let inoculated dips sit at room temperature for a couple of hours to see whether passage of time influenced concentration of microbes, they found the salsa’s bacterial count declined, putting it on about a par with the chocolate and cheese.  The double-dipped dips contained about 400 to 500 bacterial cells per millilitre - which is a tiny amount of dip, far less than would coat the average dipped chip. The team did not type the bacteria, so they don’t know what dippers were leaving behind.

The students also didn’t test heated dips. But Dawson suggests hot dips might provide ideal conditions for microbial growth. And he notes that as a party goes on and the amount of dip in a bowl declines, the microbe content of what remains would be expected to rise.

All this new-found knowledge has made Dawson approach the practice of dipping with a new level of caution. He might share a dip in a restaurant, where he can keep an eye on the people he’s eating with. But at a party? That’s another matter.

Winter Fun!

Written by admin on Saturday, December 1st, 2007 in Humor, Kinda Cool, Scary Fun, Silly Crap.

Winter Cheer or should I say Winter Fear…

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Jeff Dunnham - Terrorist

Written by admin on Friday, November 2nd, 2007 in Random Rant, Humor, Kinda Cool.

This guy is definately not PC but funny as heck!




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