I am a man but if I was a woman I would…
Written by admin on Thursday, July 24th, 2008 in Random Rant, Humor, Silly Crap.
be the first woman in history to not have a purse, I mean how do guys do it?
wear half the make-up of other women or none even, women who cake on tons of make-up don’t look more attractive, they look worse.
be very happy I don’t have a prostate, especially now that I am in my 40’s.
attempt to drive better, I would make turns on time and use my signals and would not apply said make-up while driving.
bring a porta-potty to concerts, movies and everywhere else you have those crazy lineups.
Tell me yours and win a great prize?
